JC shouted: “I don’t where that pip squeak is, and I will strangle him if don’t do my report, all I do is pay him to write that so called fish report for me”. Ive given that clown a pension, money and I put him up in one of the seediest hotels in Cabo and all the guy does is argue with me and steal my fish recipes!!! JC barked:“The BRITS said they saw him hitch hiking on the main highway towards Buena Vista and if I’m right, he probably went to that Salsa Dance class he takes over there every Sunday and the idiot always takes that stupid Trombone with him. The guy thinks he’s John Travolta and Louis Armstrong all in one, don’t worry about him, he will be back”!!!
Im Jc, Its An Impossible Life, My Friends Think Im A Marlin Guru, But Im Actually Barney Fife, The Marlin Are Always Scared When They See Jc, But They Really Know That Hes Really Aunt Bee, I Love The Fight Of A Marlin On My Pole, But In Arkansa We Call A Puddle Of Water A Fishing Hole, Im Writer, Im A Poet And You All Know It, Im An Alaskan Born And Bread, And I Ended Up In Cabo On A Dogs Sled, I Love My Life In Cabo And Its Been Kinda Like A Gambler, The Towns People Voted Me Marlin Man, And Gave Me A 64 Rambler, I Talk Tough And Love To Fight, But Im Old Five Foot Four In My Leather Tights, Chris Is My Best Friend And Kinda Of A Pest, Not Many People Like Him , Nor Do They Like Kanya West,
Jc, The Self Proclaimed Atheist Of Marlin And A Communist Bluegill Sympithisor Has Stunned The Community With, We Think False Reports, Of Some, So Called Highly Classified Documents Floating Around Called “The Marlin Chronicles”. Reports Of These Shady Documents Continue To Stun The Marlin World. Marlin Magazine Reports: That Jc, And Slithering Chris, As They Called Him In The Article? Were Trading In Arms For Marlin Hostages Being Held In Baja.
Jc, And Chris Just Got Out Of One Mess With The Marlin Mafia Charges, And To Update You Both Jc And Chris Have Been Charged And Are Awaiting A Court Date, It Looks Like Both Of These Thugs Are Out On A Bail Set At 2,000,000 French Franks (Franks? What) Anyway Jc Posted The Bail And Was Seen Laughing As He And Chris Left The Courthouse.
HEADLINES: March 27, 2017:JC, starred into his pilsner of cheap draft beer, while his cigarrette ashes fell on top of the bar, he was in some deep thought on his amazing life being the marlin king of Cabo, as he liked to call himself.
HEADLINES: March 20, 2017
Chris, the so called best friend of JC,s has provided us with a list of some of JC,s so called accomplishments and we are a little over whelmed and suspicious about some of these claims, but we are going to print this to keep the record straight and we are holding CHRIS in contempt if we find any of this material to be false. Chris seems to do or say anything JC tells him to do and we suspect Chris is JC,s number one LACKY. Here are the claims below folks and we ask you to hold on to your DROORS?