Im Jc, Its An Impossible Life, My Friends Think Im A Marlin Guru, But Im Actually Barney Fife, The Marlin Are Always Scared When They See Jc, But They Really Know That Hes Really Aunt Bee, I Love The Fight Of A Marlin On My Pole, But In Arkansa We Call A Puddle Of Water A Fishing Hole, Im Writer, Im A Poet And You All Know It, Im An Alaskan Born And Bread, And I Ended Up In Cabo On A Dogs Sled, I Love My Life In Cabo And Its Been Kinda Like A Gambler, The Towns People Voted Me Marlin Man, And Gave Me A 64 Rambler, I Talk Tough And Love To Fight, But Im Old Five Foot Four In My Leather Tights, Chris Is My Best Friend And Kinda Of A Pest, Not Many People Like Him , Nor Do They Like Kanya West,
Jc, The Self Proclaimed Atheist Of Marlin And A Communist Bluegill Sympithisor Has Stunned The Community With, We Think False Reports, Of Some, So Called Highly Classified Documents Floating Around Called “The Marlin Chronicles”. Reports Of These Shady Documents Continue To Stun The Marlin World. Marlin Magazine Reports: That Jc, And Slithering Chris, As They Called Him In The Article? Were Trading In Arms For Marlin Hostages Being Held In Baja.
HEADLINES: March 27, 2017:JC, starred into his pilsner of cheap draft beer, while his cigarrette ashes fell on top of the bar, he was in some deep thought on his amazing life being the marlin king of Cabo, as he liked to call himself.